Rants

“RING RING”

“RING RING”

I opened one eye and looked at my phone, which sat on my bedside dresser illuminating the room in it’s hazy glow. I closed the open eye, reached out, pressed a button and held it to my head and mumbled “mmmph. Wah? Whossat? Whassatime?”

“Hey gorgeous - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!”

“Youuuurfreakincrazy…whassatime? Wanna sleeep…”

“Hehehe, I just wanted [...]



I spent the last 2 hours making a strawberry tart.

And then as I was carefully removing the tart from the tin, it slipped and hit the ground.

This is what heartbreak looks like:

Heartbreak is - the remnants of a freshly baked strawberry tart that has been scooped off the ground

I give up, I’m off to [...]



I’m all about Glen Waverley at the moment - it’s my local ‘hood, so I’ve been hanging out close to home and seeing what it has to offer rather than spending too much time traipsing around the city. I figure, I spend my workdays there, I don’t really want to commute up to 3 hours [...]



I present to you the blood orange tart and my tart case fiasco!

Forgive the long time it’s taken to make this post, but after making it and having an absolute drama with the pastry, I haven’t been too eager to report back to the world. Well, I was using an Epicurious recipe, what’s the problem, [...]



Mr. Woofy sometimes gets excited and closes his mouth too quickly, resulting in him biting down on his top lip like so. Hard to believe this is the same cute face as below, eh?

Taking a break from study at the moment, and decided to browse the stats of this blog. I love seeing the search [...]