Girl Anachronism

Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category

• Just f*cking f*ck me, already

  Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

  I had this link sent to me today which amused to me to no end - one, because I agree wholeheartedly with everything the writer has written, and two, because it was passed onto me because it made the sender “think of me” - heh!
  I accept or deny nothing!
  Onto the article (warning, extremely adult content, [...]

• Life ain’t fair, suck it up bitch!

  Friday, March 14th, 2008

  JUST when I’d gotten to a point where I had given up hope, had come to terms with it and put him out of my fuckin’ mind, he then calls. Which, admittedly, sent my heart racing just a little, false hope! He called just to confirm his disinterest, putting himself in my fuckin’ head again.
  It’s [...]

• C’mon baby…make me laugh!

  Friday, March 7th, 2008

  Funnymen Dylan Moran (left) and Simon Pegg (right)
  So, everyone knows the old adage “laughter is the best medicine”. There’s another side to it that I think almost any woman will admit - laughter is also great foreplay! No, I’m not talking about pre-nookie bedroom foreplay, but the dance we do when we’re testing the waters, [...]

• Nice guys finish last…or do they?

  Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

  I was having a conversation with someone last night when this topic came up - well, not directly, but by way of a comment about how this person was “sick of seeing bastards get laid”, while integrity and honesty sometimes left nice guys such as himself out in the cold.
  Is the statement necessarily true? When [...]

• La Petit Mort

  Sunday, January 27th, 2008

  I collapse on the couch, all the food cooked that day carefully stored in containers and filling the fridge, pantry and freezer to the brim. He looks over and asks if I’m done, and I nod wearily. It’s been a long day, and neither of us remembered that it was Australia Day till a door [...]

• This nostalgia is bitter to taste

  Monday, February 19th, 2007

  There’s something to be said for the past, isn’t there? I was speaking to a mate of mine today and I think she summed it up beautifully:
  The past should stay in the past.
  The people and the events that joined our existence for a period and then disappeared from it again are probably best off remaining [...]

• La Clique, c’est chic, les freaks!

  Sunday, December 17th, 2006

  I went and saw the second last ‘La Clique’ show for the Melbourne run of the Spiegeltent last night…and to say that I was completely blown away by the show would be an understatement.
  If you ever have the opportunity to see this people - do NOT miss it. It may be human circus, but it [...]