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• “Sir, I will not take your name”

  Thursday, April 17th, 2008

  These days, I’m far more interested in reading personal blogs than food blogs, and one of the ones that I follow is written by Christine from Web-Goddess. Today she alerted me to the fact that SMH had another article about the rather controversial topic of surnames and matrimony, in a similar vein as the article [...]

• Another open letter to the men of my species:

  Sunday, April 6th, 2008

  Dear men,
  (Please insert a weary sigh here.)
  Before accusing a woman of being ’stuck up’ and ‘arrogant’, let me tell me a few reasons why she may not have laughed at your ‘line’ or joke:
  1. You’re not as witty/clever as you think you are
  2. You’re not very funny, or funny at all
  3. You tried to act [...]

• Just f*cking f*ck me, already

  Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

  I had this link sent to me today which amused to me to no end - one, because I agree wholeheartedly with everything the writer has written, and two, because it was passed onto me because it made the sender “think of me” - heh!
  I accept or deny nothing!
  Onto the article (warning, extremely adult content, [...]

• A love of a great mind and a great man

  Monday, March 31st, 2008

  I have a deep, deep love for Hunter S. Thompson.
  Wordsmith doesn’t even cover it. A ball of introspective humour mixed with a more than healthy dash of paranioa, obsession, fatalistic depression and a burning anger regarding the state of the human race - nobody else wrote like this. Nobody else could write like this.
  Whenever I [...]

• Life ain’t fair, suck it up bitch!

  Friday, March 14th, 2008

  JUST when I’d gotten to a point where I had given up hope, had come to terms with it and put him out of my fuckin’ mind, he then calls. Which, admittedly, sent my heart racing just a little, false hope! He called just to confirm his disinterest, putting himself in my fuckin’ head again.
  It’s [...]

• …

  Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

  The problem is -
  Despite what I try and tell myself, I still like him. I want to see him again, hear his voice, feel his fingers on me and his lips kissing me.
  *sigh*
  Stupid stupid stupid.

• C’mon baby…make me laugh!

  Friday, March 7th, 2008

  Funnymen Dylan Moran (left) and Simon Pegg (right)
  So, everyone knows the old adage “laughter is the best medicine”. There’s another side to it that I think almost any woman will admit - laughter is also great foreplay! No, I’m not talking about pre-nookie bedroom foreplay, but the dance we do when we’re testing the waters, [...]

• Nice guys finish last…or do they?

  Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

  I was having a conversation with someone last night when this topic came up - well, not directly, but by way of a comment about how this person was “sick of seeing bastards get laid”, while integrity and honesty sometimes left nice guys such as himself out in the cold.
  Is the statement necessarily true? When [...]

• Walking on sunshine

  Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

  I’m grinning like a damn fool and I can’t get to sleep.
  I had my first proper, successful date in 1 1/2 years tonight, and despite my nerves, it was absolutely wonderful.
  We met before the movie for a quick (non-alcoholic) beverage, then saw Juno (which I’ve been dying to see and thoroughly enjoyed), then had another [...]

• How to get my attention

  Saturday, February 16th, 2008

  There seems to be some sort of general misunderstanding about how to get my attention, and I’d say that this is much the same for many females out there. Lads, let me break it down for you:
  Bad ways to get my attention
  - If I’m having a gas and dancing like a retard on the dancefloor [...]