Funny Sh*t
I dare you not to squeal at the cuteness.
Oh, R. Kelly. All those drugs you’ve taken over the years have most obviously fucked with your perception of reality.
No idea what I’m talking about? Check out his ‘hip-hopera’ (that’s right, no typo), a 22-part “dramatic opera” written by R. Kelly and featuring wonderful moments such as a well-endowed midget who shits himself.
Every single ridiculously [...]
I am about to proclaim a big crush on the following news reporter (I’m going to refrain from calling her a journo as I don’t think she actually writes any of her own stories, though I could be wrong.
Now, there’s news and then there’s news. I consider news to be the stuff that either impacts [...]
For years I denied it. I fought against it with ever fiber in my being. I denounced it and swore that it would never overcome me.
I think I just lost that battle.
*goes into the corner to quietly squeal at the overwhelming cuteness*
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Overheard on the Glen Waverley train from Melbourne Central station on Saturday night…
Girl A: So, like, what’s communism anyway?
Girl B: Isn’t it like a fruit or something?
Girl C: See! Nobody even knows what it is! It probably doesn’t even exist!
My mate who was sitting directly behind them and happens to be Polish (and whose grandparents [...]
At work I’m known for being a little odd with a sense of humour slightly left of centre, but by the time Friday rolls around the emails inevitably come rolling in from various corners of the offers, desperately seeking to do anything but work.
Who am I to deny this deep desire?
Occasionally I host what’s known [...]
