Funny Sh*t
Funnymen Dylan Moran (left) and Simon Pegg (right)
So, everyone knows the old adage “laughter is the best medicine”. There’s another side to it that I think almost any woman will admit - laughter is also great foreplay! No, I’m not talking about pre-nookie bedroom foreplay, but the dance we do when we’re testing the waters, [...]
I got sent this link today and almost DIED laughing - check it out!
My favourite of the list?
Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to the Rectorotor! Apparently this product promises to cure “piles, constipation, and prostrate problems.” It was designed to break up, your, um, “piles” and to lubricate the rectum. The tip had [...]
Went up to the top of the Dandenongs on Sunday night for an attempt at a photo shoot of the city lights…discovered to my dismay that my lack of practice outside the realm of food photography in the past few months has resulted in my losing my ability to work the camera outside my kitchen [...]
Oh my GOD! People are freakin’ hilarious! But I suppose that by signing up to OkCupid, I was exposing myself to a variety of crazies! What I think is hilarious is that people take it all so fucking seriously! Puh-lease! So what if I don’t reply to your message or chat? Can’t you take a [...]
This is the funniest shiz I’ve seen in awhile:
LYRICS:
I’m a right-clicka
I’m an iBook flippa
Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga
Surf Safari or browse in I.E.
Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC!
USB 1-2.0, son, you don’t know
watch my data flow
From MS-DOS command line prompts
Black backgrounds, no special sauce
Well I’ve only been [...]
Went out tonight with a few of the girls, Palace in Camberwell, shit crowd but decent dj who played our favourite 80s and early 90s tunes for us to get up and boogie to. Almost got molested by a cowboy, Vee did a brief bump and grind with batman, why are all the freaks out?
Thighs [...]
Dylan Moran answers this question for us.
Still looking for inspiration for a great Xmas gift for that special someone this year?
Well - how about a tin of Uranium Ore? Its currently a massive $2.00 off in price, making it a super low US$22.95 for a tin of the good stuff.
And if you’re not feeling quite that generous, just take the time [...]
We had some unseasonally spectacular torrential downpour today, which Mr Woofy wasn’t too happy about…
Went to V’s place on Saturday, became (re)aquainted with her mate Carly, and we proceeded to drink our way through a few bottles of wine, smoke through a few decks of smokes, go through some brilliantly cheesy movies (She-Devil, First Wives Club, Teen Witch), watch the sun start the day and hear the dawn chorus [...]
