Girl Anachronism

Archive for the ‘Funny Sh*t’ Category

• Left vs Right

  Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

  For all the shit the Liberals have been swinging in the press about Iemma/Labour and his media monitoring/pr budget, they send out the most HORRIFYING amount of media releases every bloody day. I’d love to set the lot to spam but there are just too many different senders flooding my inbox daily with stupid media [...]

• It’s a small world - ain’t that the truth!

  Monday, May 12th, 2008

  Small, small fuckin’ world.
  When I first started at the new job, I met three people I hadn’t seen in years - one that I’d gone to high school with, an ex-boyfriend’s old housemate, and another that I’d taken a creative writing class with in uni. Frankly, I wasn’t close with any but it gave me [...]

• Just f*cking f*ck me, already

  Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

  I had this link sent to me today which amused to me to no end - one, because I agree wholeheartedly with everything the writer has written, and two, because it was passed onto me because it made the sender “think of me” - heh!
  I accept or deny nothing!
  Onto the article (warning, extremely adult content, [...]

• Drunk shenanigans

  Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

  Went out for a night on the town with the lasses last night - hurrah! I’m far, FAR too hungover to type much, but thought I’d share the three memorable photos from the evening (excuse the craptastic quality but they were taken with my phone)
  I love the Kitten Club so much it’s not funny, even [...]

• New and improved 7 deadly sins

  Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

  This, folks, is some seriously funny shit.
  The Vatican announced today that the list of ‘7 deadly sins’ has been updated to make it more modern, and this is what we’re given -

  Original 7 deadly sins
  Updated 7 deadly sins

  Pride
  Envy
  Greed
  Gluttony
  Anger
  Lust
  Sloth

  “Bioethical” violations such as birth control
  “Morally dubious” experiments such as stem cell research
  Drug abuse
  Polluting the environment
  Contributing [...]

• tsk tsk

  Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

  Have been on the phone to Optus all day trying to figure out what the hell is going on with my service (ugh, don’t ask, but let’s just say that it’s useless trying to contact me on my mobile), in between dicking around with MANY calls and three different departments, I’ve been doing some admin [...]

• C’mon baby…make me laugh!

  Friday, March 7th, 2008

  Funnymen Dylan Moran (left) and Simon Pegg (right)
  So, everyone knows the old adage “laughter is the best medicine”. There’s another side to it that I think almost any woman will admit - laughter is also great foreplay! No, I’m not talking about pre-nookie bedroom foreplay, but the dance we do when we’re testing the waters, [...]

• The 10 Worst Products For Men Ever Created

  Monday, March 3rd, 2008

  I got sent this link today and almost DIED laughing - check it out!
  My favourite of the list?

  Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to the Rectorotor! Apparently this product promises to cure “piles, constipation, and prostrate problems.” It was designed to break up, your, um, “piles” and to lubricate the rectum. The tip had [...]

• Sunday Night Lights

  Monday, February 25th, 2008

  Went up to the top of the Dandenongs on Sunday night for an attempt at a photo shoot of the city lights…discovered to my dismay that my lack of practice outside the realm of food photography in the past few months has resulted in my losing my ability to work the camera outside my kitchen [...]

• A public letter to a wanker

  Friday, February 22nd, 2008

  Oh my GOD! People are freakin’ hilarious! But I suppose that by signing up to OkCupid, I was exposing myself to a variety of crazies! What I think is hilarious is that people take it all so fucking seriously! Puh-lease! So what if I don’t reply to your message or chat? Can’t you take a [...]