Dear Diary
Sunglasses, to me, serve more than just the practical purpose of preventing me from being blinded by sunlight (especially whilst driving, hence the tinted yellow as opposed to black). They also act as a defence mechanism, providing me with a barrier between me and the world, the physical helps me step outside the throng and [...]
It was a bit of a lost day, really. The odd weather and tiredness (remnants of a hangover from Saturday night) had me in a funny mood, a bit short and snippy with the rest of the world. Cleaning the house and helping with dinner preparations had resulted in overexertion of my sore shoulder, and [...]
Went out for a night on the town with the lasses last night - hurrah! I’m far, FAR too hungover to type much, but thought I’d share the three memorable photos from the evening (excuse the craptastic quality but they were taken with my phone)
I love the Kitten Club so much it’s not funny, even [...]
I have done so much cooking and cleaning of the house over the past three weeks that my right shoulder has become ridiculously stiff and heavy and doing as little as holding a glass of water now causes immense pain.
Overkill? Perhaps, but the fact is that my family have come to rely on me so [...]
I am *THIS* close to throwing my camera into the pool and giving up taking photos for the rest of my life! WHY can’t I take a decent photo of these damned pumpkin scones?!
I don’t handle humidity well. Actually, scratch that - I don’t handle humidity at all. So when I’ve had a 4th night in a row of about three hours sleep and it’s almost 40 degrees C the next day, let’s just say that this little chipmunk is not a happy rodent. Since I was utterly [...]
Hallo there…do you want a pineapple? Sorry, I don’t actually have one, but I thought I’d be polite and offer one anyway, I was just hoping you’d say no.
Just had my second shower for the day as alas the first one seemed to have worn off, so here I sit, dripping all over the floorboards [...]
JUST when I’d gotten to a point where I had given up hope, had come to terms with it and put him out of my fuckin’ mind, he then calls. Which, admittedly, sent my heart racing just a little, false hope! He called just to confirm his disinterest, putting himself in my fuckin’ head again.
It’s [...]
Interestingly enough, whenever the folks have guests scheduled, *I’m* the one who ends up absolutely run off my feet. There was the mad houseclean last weekend, which was resumed today as well as completely reorganizing all the storage space in the kitchen and lounge, then there was the aesthetic reorganizing of various display areas which [...]
This, folks, is some seriously funny shit.
The Vatican announced today that the list of ‘7 deadly sins’ has been updated to make it more modern, and this is what we’re given -
Original 7 deadly sins
Updated 7 deadly sins
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Anger
Lust
Sloth
“Bioethical” violations such as birth control
“Morally dubious” experiments such as stem cell research
Drug abuse
Polluting the environment
Contributing [...]
