Archive for March, 2008
Funnymen Dylan Moran (left) and Simon Pegg (right)
So, everyone knows the old adage “laughter is the best medicine”. There’s another side to it that I think almost any woman will admit - laughter is also great foreplay! No, I’m not talking about pre-nookie bedroom foreplay, but the dance we do when we’re testing the waters, [...]
Melbourne, being the smoke free zone that it is (no smoking indoors or at any public transport stop), means that smokers such as myself (not that I intend to be one for much longer) can be difficult to accommodate when arranging a drinks night out and about. Sure pubs with beer gardens aren’t too difficult [...]
It’s called Extreme Bed Hair.
To the anonymous douchebag who just sent me an email courtesy of the contact form on this blog telling me that I’m an idiot for stating that humans are outside natural order, grow a pair of cojones and don’t hide behind the cloak of anonymity.
As for why I think humans are outside natural order - [...]
I got sent this link today and almost DIED laughing - check it out!
My favourite of the list?
Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to the Rectorotor! Apparently this product promises to cure “piles, constipation, and prostrate problems.” It was designed to break up, your, um, “piles” and to lubricate the rectum. The tip had [...]
I was having a conversation with someone last night when this topic came up - well, not directly, but by way of a comment about how this person was “sick of seeing bastards get laid”, while integrity and honesty sometimes left nice guys such as himself out in the cold.
Is the statement necessarily true? When [...]
Moths
Spiders
Being mollycoddled
Too much attention (I don’t like being suffocated, thanks)
Not enough attention (Nor do I like being entirely left to my own devices for too long)
People with no interest in the world around them
Being lied to/deceived (did I ever mention the ex who lied and told me he adored dogs because I’d stated when we [...]
