A public letter to a wanker

Oh my GOD! People are freakin’ hilarious! But I suppose that by signing up to OkCupid, I was exposing myself to a variety of crazies! What I think is hilarious is that people take it all so fucking seriously! Puh-lease! So what if I don’t reply to your message or chat? Can’t you take a hint that I’m not that interested - do you really need me to take a big red paintbrush and plaster “I’M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU IN ANY WAY, NOW FUCK OFF” to get a clue?

Below, we have an excellent example of one such wanker -

You fucking shit, youre so full of crap, you never gave me the impression that 99% of your time was taken up, why would you be joining a dating site and going on a date with a guy you’ve only been talking to for 3 days and arranging another date a few days later? You were just having a shitty day and didnt have the guts to tell me that you didnt want to meet me.

Because, you wanker, AS I FUCKING TOLD YOU BEFORE, he made it easy for me - I told him about my situation and he organized the details around me so that 1) I didn’t have to think about anything, I could just turn up, and 2) He worked around my current availability. The second date has been organized the same fucking way, you whiny bastard! As for why I signed up when my mother was ill - believe it or not, I didn’t fucking know it would be this bad or go on for as long as it would, funny how illness can be FUCKING UNPREDICTABLE like that, huh? The reason I’m still there is because the illness isn’t going to last forever, and I’m finding the site amusing while I’m stuck at home playing nursemaid - yeesh! Talk about being a whiny motherfucker!

I just wanted to get to know you, i wasnt even going to ask to meet you until we had had a proper conversation on the phone first, but since you seemed so eager to be with this first guy and were talking to at least 3 other guys i felt like i had to ask before you got distracted by someone else.
Every time you said you were too busy or whatever i backed off, i gave you your space, so dont act like i was so pushy, youre not that desirable you know, just get over yourself.

Not pushy? If I’ve made it clear that I don’t really feel like making solid plans because you keep fucking asking questions even though I’ve explained my situation and you keep demanding my attention, then we must have very fucking different ideas of what pushy entails. Hey, I never said I was desirable, I’m as flawed (or more so) as the next person, so despite my growing indifference/coldness to you, why’d you still keep trying to talk to me, huh? Think about it, mate - did I ever actually initiate a conversation with you? No, because from the outset you were pretty yawn-a-riffic, but I thought I’d try chatting to you anyway because the ‘net can skew personalities and communication skills.

Just cause youre having a shit time doesnt mean you have to take it out on other people, youre the one who needs to grow up, if you dont want to meet new people then get the fuck off a dating site you moron.

No, I want to meet new people - I just don’t want to meet you As for taking it out on you - hey, WHO sent the first insulting email? That’s right - YOU! So you want to dish it out but don’t want to take it? Get the fuck over it! Oh, and while you’re at it - learn how to use a fucking apostrophe.