So…
A dilemma encountered while having a discussion with V on Friday night.
What exactly does a gal have to do to find a nice man around here? New Year’s resolution to go out more doesn’t seem to be helping - the previous social excursion, we only had drunken buffoons who thought New Zealanders were from England and one who kept pretending to be a film director while holding a candle holder to his eye and ‘filming’ us, plus some other drunken tosspot who tried to throw a bottle cap down my top.
Friday night, we only had drunk, fugly freaks come up and try and start dancing with us - which is really NOT attractive. Lads, the way to impress a girl is NOT to suddenly appear behind her and start grinding yourself into her arse. It’s not a turn-on, and in fact, the most likely reaction will be a heel through the top of your foot or a punch in the face.
Maybe a little violent, but hey, if you touch me without my consent, I reserve the right to touch you in a way that you’ll find just as upsetting.
So far, getting out and meeting new people doesn’t seem to be working very well.
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Ellie 
Adam I guess the nice ones aren’t going to spend time in the pubs and clubs getting drunk? Sound’s old-fashioned I know, but it’s been my experience in the opposite instance.
Ellie 
I’ve a posse with the same problem. trouble is eveybody wants to be Wayne Carey the dicks.