Oh for the love of all things holy!

Seriously. To all the guys who see my short, giggly, Asian form and for some reason assume that I fit the effing “kawaii” model, get it through your freakin heads.

THIS little kitten bites. I do not love the world, I am not some squealing gigglepot that will act all cute for you. No. I tend to hang about on the grumpy side of grumpy, I argue, get annoyed, and have pretty much zilch interest in all those doe-eyed anime characters which some guys seem to think is a realistic portrayal of a female.

Sure, I’ll accept that you think all Asian girls are realistically portrayed by cartoon characters with rainbow colored hair, eyes as big as saucers and high pitched squealy voices. Just as soon as you cut off your dick with this razor I’ll be handing you with the next breath. Because I totally think that Ken is a realistic model for men…and if he don’t need a penis, then neither do you!

Comments such as “Oh, you must be fluent in English now” after I explain IN English that I grew up here will make me feel a sudden urge to inflict bodily harm upon your person. Did you hear an accent? Was my pronunciation garbled? What on earth made you even THINK to utter such a mindless comment?!

And why is it that these sorts of comments really only tend to come from the blokes who go wide-eyed at my being Asian? Seriously - I’ve never had such an idiotic comment from guys who don’t give a flying fuck where I’m from.

Now here’s a question. Does this sort of behaviour count as racism, or just plain stupidity?